barking

A term for the firing of a weapon(s), usually a gun, that is used commonly in conjunction with the word 'stick' (gun) and has an intimidating, murderous connotation.

It's not to be confused with the place Barking, East London.

If this was us, sticks would be barking on this estate, but they are pussies.

by snhater March 22, 2011

cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!

A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.

by Jason January 9, 2004

barrington illinois

barrington illinois is one of the best towns out there, a lot of rich people.
though manyy pot smokers and cocaine users

barrington can be really boring though
also known to many as "borrington"

---20 miles or so from chicago---

do you guys know where barrington illinois is?
yah its in illinois about 20 miles from chicago i heard a lot of people smoke pot there.
hey man i live there and i am rich!

by l k June 21, 2006

burping the chair

Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.

Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.

by Jim Koury October 22, 2006

tow barring

To have a turd only half come out but not fully come out when trying to go to the toilet.

I tried to go to the toilet, but I only eneded up tow barring.

by blato April 15, 2008

barking dogs

Very sore or tired feet.

I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!

by pentozali February 28, 2008

Barking Salmon

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.

Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

by VonVytis January 20, 2006