barf swapping

When drunk and horny lovers make out after one or both having vomited and not yet washed their mouth(s).

Dick and Jane were so fucked up on New Years, to celebrate at midnight she puked and they started barf swapping in the middle of the party.

by Inhibitited May 2, 2016

barfmalahoo

Gross or disgusting

Did you see that kid pick his nose and eat it. That was totally Barfmalahoo!

by Umamom July 25, 2017

barefacer

Noun. A person who refuses to wear a simple face covering in a global pandemic claiming it is a matter of right, versus the right thing to do. Derogatory in tone.

That barefacer is showing he's a covidiot.

by NCwriter May 23, 2020

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

barfing rainbows

a reaction to something or someone that has a forced or cloying cuteness

that's so f*** adorable i'm just barfing rainbows

by txbearmr October 17, 2008

barefeet

The part of a woman that is so arousing and sexy when tied together and defenseless against a captor’s desires.

With her hands tied behind her on the couch, Christina struggled helplessly as her captor played, sucked and licked her pretty bound barefeet, ignoring her protest.

by barefeet March 31, 2007

barefoot and pregnant

When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family

A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.

Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."

Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."

Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"

Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."

Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."

by breeder jim April 18, 2015