balls in yo jaws

to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'

by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022

balls in my teeth

a phrase commonly used when something doesn't work out the way you wanted or you get totally screwed over.

Dude 1: Did you hear that Larry got a promotion after that last project?
Dude 2: Dude, balls in my teeth, I did most of the work for that shit, god just balls in my teeth.

by Savage J October 26, 2007

Balls in my face

A super rad experience.

Last night I was balls in my face, I had such a blast (all over my face)!

by The Infamous Jay Awesome March 9, 2009

Balls in her Sauce

When you have sex with a girl on her period and get blood on your balls.

Moby Dick: Dude I put my balls in Snickers sauce last night.

Friend: Damn dude. I wanna put my balls in someones sauce!

Dude. I put my balls in her sauce last night.

by Snickers101 June 12, 2018

Balls in your soup

An expression used to dismiss passive aggressive behaviour, or deflect from someone who is stressing you out with an overload of information.

Aethelfred: You're the kind of guy who likes his toast buttered both sides, aren't you...
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

balls in my soup

A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.

Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021

Balls in my veins

When your acting very hyper and you don’t have a reason. Also when your being annoying and crusty.

Harold: why are you you being so hyper , Timmy: balls in my veins

by Calamari_thenigbob April 10, 2021