Mexican bug-eyed barking rat

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

Dogs are barking

Feet hurt. This is an old expression, typically associated with the South and especially concentrated around the Appalachian Mountain chain. Older usage didn't connote smelly or dirty feet, just sore feet.

There is a brand of shoe called "Hush Puppy" and it's is named that as a reference to the expression, "My dogs are barking." In the case of the shoe, Hush Puppies are supposedly so comfortable they can quiet your puppies - that is, stop your feet from hurting.

After walking the mall all day, my dogs are barking.

by berber carpet bomb August 6, 2012

butter-balling

Lewd sexual act in which a man inserts a stick of butter into a woman's ass then proceeds to fuck her in the doggystyle position. As the action heats up the butter melts and drips all over the man's testicles. Afterwards the butter is usually licked up by the woman, or sometimes spread onto toast.

Guy #1: "Man, your woman bakes a good cake"

Guy #2: "Yeah, would've been even better if we hadn't used up all the butter butter-balling last night!"

by Professor Poo January 11, 2008

Barking

A place in east London. When people hear it they singet the song barking.

Girl: hey I live in barking
Boy: I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'

by EastLondonGirl December 26, 2018

Baking

With baking you can make delicious things. Baking is a difficult process, but with the click of a button you can turn all your ingredients into one baked good. There are different kinds of baking as well. There's normal baking, which is the most common baking. You can also get color baking, for baking the color, hardness baking for baking the roughness, glossy baking for baking metal, and displacement baking for cooking the displacement. You can get many other kinds of baking, but those 5 are the most common types used by bakers. Once all their ingredients are plugged into material output they can bake some delicious goods. The smell of Christmas fills the room once the goods finish baking. Cooking speed is dependent on your cooking devices’ power. Every cooking device will yield the same result, but at different speeds.

Yesterday I plugged a ton of ingredients into material output, and baked 4 delicious wood maps.

Andrew Price himself is a professional at all kinds of baking.

by Michael Hyperwebster November 22, 2022

brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.

Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.

by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008

Baking

The act of smoking or monging out on large amounts of marujuana

I like to sit on my couch with a fat ounce baking all day

by Sir Smokesaltot May 7, 2009