Baldy bitch

A term used when someone anoues you and they have no hair

Feck you ya feckin Baldy bitch

by Rhinoboyd June 21, 2020

Baldy McNosehair

A disorder common in mechanical engineers with male pattern baldness that happen to have a comically large mustache. Is linked to obesity.

The term was first coined by the biologist Roger "Olgilvie Maurice" Smith in 2010.

"Where are you going?"
"To find 'Baldy McNosehair', of course! Hahaha, I'm totally calling him 'McNosehair' from now on!"

"Hey, I've been looking for you, Baldy McNosehair!"

by Bucceto Suchee May 19, 2021

Baldy Sour

A terrible haircut

"The barber gave me another baldy sour!"

by Reefyburke May 25, 2016

Baldy McFuckadoodle

a bald guy whose name you just can't recall

Do you remember when that pump salesman-Baldy McFuckadoodle-said that these pumps are the best on the market and have the best warranty?

by T-Bag Bradley January 18, 2010

baldy sour

Denotes shaved genitals. Most often female.

I was stoked to discover she had a baldy sour, because I hate 70's style bush.

by Fern Frenzy July 14, 2013

Baldi's Ballsack

Baldi's Basics porn

A: Yo dudeeee, you seen Baldi's Ballsack?
B: Hell yeah man! That shit is banger bro

by eatmybung34 June 15, 2018

Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010