Baked potato cum

1; Potato Starch

I like using baked potato cum in my pizza dough!

by Questionable_guy September 25, 2021

Baked Potato

A person with a mental or physical disability that smokes weed.

My down syndrome brother is a baked potato.

by noodpood May 16, 2019

Baked potato

Insert a frozen stick of butter in a chicks ass then as it melts use the liquid butter as lube. Best used in the doggy position.

Girl, I'm about to give you the baked potato.

by Smoke shack confessional July 11, 2021

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

by Nancy who? June 9, 2018

Baked potato

When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ

I want a baked potato tonight!

by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017