two-bagger

A chick that is so ugly that you not only have to put a bag over her head before you fuck her, you put a bag over your own head as insurance in case her bag comes off.

It was "ugly lady night" at the bar last night and I brought a Two-bagger home with me.

by Crassanova August 28, 2003

fat bagger

1. A girl who is both fat and a bagger; a Cleveland Brown who is chubby; a butterface with too much junk in the trunk: an overweight girl who is also ugly.

2. A hogger; guy who hooks up with a fat chick; a person who goes hogging and bags a fatty.

1. Eew, look at her - she's ugly as sin and weighs about 200 pounds. She's a fat bagger.

2. John nailed another fatty the other night. He's a fat bagger.

by PMax March 9, 2008

Douche Bagery

The act of doing something that would lead others to believe you are in fact a douche bag.

John: (watching Bush on TV) This guy is such a douche bag.
Alex: I think all governments take part in douche bagery on one level or another.

by emptsent January 13, 2008

one bagger

Cf. double bagger, three bagger.

A woman whose face is so ugly, you'd need to cover her face with a bag during sex. Not as bad as a two bagger.

"A three bagger? That's a one bagger, and I'm two cold ones away from wearing beergoggles -- watch me hit it!"

by moof July 10, 2003

ten bagger

In investment jargon a stock that goes up in price ten-fold. Thus, a stock purchased for one dollar will be a ten bagger for that investor when it reaches ten dollars. There is also such thing as a two bagger, three bagger, and so on.

My shares in xyz became a ten bagger in less than two years after I bought them.

by Gonzalo Leon April 29, 2006

rear bagger

to stick one's testicles in a girl's anus.

see dog in a bathtub

"...her ass is pretty loose so I decide to pull the rear bagger and she's cool with it..."

by Thrilla from Manila July 3, 2008

Self Bagger

Referring to one (normally a female) who is so hideous, revolting and/or disgusting that one would rather place a bag over one's head in the hope of suffocating, thus leading to death, as opposed to having intercourse with said person/female.
A spoof of "bag her and tag her" and the grocery store checkout method.

I passed a girl the other day that was possible the most disturbing thing I had ever seen. She was a definite self bagger

by Marin Rs March 30, 2009