baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

Baggage Swag

The name given to jewelry, logos and art on the genitalia.

"Aye no homo, check out my baggage swag homie"

by The Cognokr August 18, 2012

Goodie Baggage

Noun
A matter regarding a person’s past that can affect their current disposition in a positive manner:

Heathy habits, perks, positive relationships, uplifting colleagues, or healthy dynamics etc.

Person 1: I think I’m going to leave the company because of all the baggage with my department and toxic colleagues.

Person 2: Hey what about the goodie baggage? Think of all the positive things that you’d be leaving behind as well.

by That's Grand April 12, 2021

Baggage babe

A Babbage babe is a girl who is a baddie (8-10) but has a lot of baggage and trauma which makes her hard to deal with.

“Bro that girl is bad but shes a baggage babe, she had her heart broken in 5th grade”

by Heswildin June 11, 2022

Baggage Bunny

Single woman, with more than one child, that loves multiple births like rabbits.

That Baggage Bunny whats another one.

by JerE August 25, 2015

unclaimed baggage

Unclaimed Baggage is about issues that are unresolved, problems with denial or not taking responsibility for negative behavior. As in someone who brings their personal baggage into a relationship.

“Sure she’s hot but she comes with too much unclaimed baggage”

by Faultliner January 19, 2023

Cabin baggage

Refers to an undesirable condition either a male or female has contracted during sex.

Just like luggage once you got it, you can't get rid of it.

Mate;"I'm going to take this hottie home and fuck her all night long"
Me; " Tarp up dude, Cabin baggage"
Mate;" Second thoughts, you want more beer"

Hottie ;" I'd let him go me on the skins"
Friend;" For real , honey he got cabin baggage"
Hottie;" Ew Ew Ew"

by Carnivorous Koala July 6, 2016