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baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.
by murty murt August 23, 2006
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Baggage Swag

The name given to jewelry, logos and art on the genitalia.
"Aye no homo, check out my baggage swag homie"
by The Cognokr August 18, 2012
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Baggage babe

A Babbage babe is a girl who is a baddie (8-10) but has a lot of baggage and trauma which makes her hard to deal with.
“Bro that girl is bad but shes a baggage babe, she had her heart broken in 5th grade”
by Heswildin June 11, 2022
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Goodie Baggage

Noun
A matter regarding a person’s past that can affect their current disposition in a positive manner:

Heathy habits, perks, positive relationships, uplifting colleagues, or healthy dynamics etc.
Person 1: I think I’m going to leave the company because of all the baggage with my department and toxic colleagues.

Person 2: Hey what about the goodie baggage? Think of all the positive things that you’d be leaving behind as well.
by That's Grand April 12, 2021
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Douche Baggage

Douche Baggage- When someone has a good quality but also has one or more irredeemable traits that come along with them.
Randy has contributed so much to our hobby but he comes with a lot of douche baggage.
by Dingus dufus October 30, 2020
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Baggagable

When a person is BANGABLE but is in a baggage.
"Wow Susan is baggagable!"
by Susan Mary January 1, 2017
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Baggage Claim

A noun to describe a destination in which a narcotics dealer delivers product.
“Yo, this is Kyle. I’m here. Baggage claim is in the parking lot right behind the bar. Black SUV”
by Jonathan Jokerst July 6, 2023
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