A brand of okay-smelling colognes and body-sprays that is misused by teenagers everywhere who think it's perfectly okay to replace a clean, refreshing shower every morning or after P.E. with half a can of body spray. In their disgusting and futile attempt at hygiene, it ends with them smelling horrible and looking like a giant douchebag.
Lanky Teenager: I've got a bright idea - instead of taking a shower after P.E. like everyone else, I'll dunk some cheap Kilo body spray on myself!
*Walks into hallway*
Girl: *sniffs* What is that?
Lanky Teenager: It's my Axe - smells good, doesn't it? *constipated smile*
Girl: It smells like you're covering up a week-old skunk carcass with a bucket of gasoline. Get the fuck out before I pull the fire alarm.
*Walks into hallway*
Girl: *sniffs* What is that?
Lanky Teenager: It's my Axe - smells good, doesn't it? *constipated smile*
Girl: It smells like you're covering up a week-old skunk carcass with a bucket of gasoline. Get the fuck out before I pull the fire alarm.
by HotMagma December 30, 2013
by Chachrocket December 20, 2017
my sweet spot. soft, warm, sweet spot. though he can be such a player. and such a delayer. when he's here, he's here. and he will deliver. love him to meth.
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by Krkič December 27, 2020
by zaddio August 23, 2018
A weapon of high destruction usually found in a middle school boys locker. This weapon suffocates the victims and gives the user delusions that they are cool.
by ImPanDontMakeMeDecide April 18, 2019
An act of filthy lust in which a woman has her legs chopped up by her partner, preferably with a fire axe or an axe of some sort.
by Musty Musk Man June 05, 2023
a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)
by Kelly November 19, 2004