Female Athletics

Where women get together then fall repeatedly, cry, make sound effects, and chant. All in an attempt to disguise mediocre playing ability.

Watching female athletics is like watching a drunk, hormonal, elementary school choir with turrets during gym class.

by ImmaStealYoBitch January 12, 2012

athletic

just like michael dorrie.. the ability to play everysport to include basketball

for example.. michael dorrie athletic

by tommoy boddy October 21, 2009

Non-athletic athletic person

A non-athletic athletic person can be applied to any number of people; specifically jocks and/or preps . One who is a non-athletic athletic person may play many sports however, in reality, are good at none of them and hold only mediocre athletic ability.
See Plaid Shorts

Dude did you see CJ jump up and try to catch that baseball?
Man that sucked.
I know, apart from being a total douche, he's also totally a non-athletic athletic person!
You said it.

by Kosher Boy May 30, 2008

Athletic Club Bilbao

Spanish midtable racist football club in Bilbao Spain. Promotes racism and xenophobia whereby the club will only sign players who were born in the Basque or who learned their football skills at a Basque club.

Athletic Club Bilbao unwritten rule is shit as their fans.
Bilbao is Spain not Basque.
Long live Spain

by NoToFarmers May 23, 2022

athletic extremist

someone who takes sports like its the end of the world and lashes out at people or has thoughts of murdering them for the smallest mistakes people on their team make

what the hell were you doing out there you werent doing anything!" "dont be an athletic extremist man chill"

by weathrguy August 17, 2010

un-athletic

Someone who does poses athletic ability. Some refer to as being “Julie”. A person who is unable to catch, throw, walk, run gracefully.

Oh wow, Julie, you are so un-athletic. You couldn’t be good at sports.

by Life at work December 14, 2019

Fine athletic figure

A way of calling a black guy a nigger without appearing to be racist.

Damn that fine athletic figure was fast!! He just grabbed my tv and was gone!!!

or alternatively...

Oi! Johnson you fine athletic figure! Come Here!

by supey123 January 5, 2008