white girl religion which involved believing in planets and stars and crystals but not God who made the stars and planets and crystals and who controls their moments
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: I love astrology! Can you beleive Jupiter is in retrograde??? I need to get some amber crystals to protect against the spike in break ups that happens when Jupiter is in retrograde!!
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
*red pilled based gigachad*: The only controlling force is the One and Only God.
*white girl with nose piercing and blue hair*: You're a misogynist if you believe in God. "God" is for losers. Anyone have a xanax? Anyone? i'll give head for a xanax please someone give me a xanax
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