PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

Masterbation

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

by B Moss October 2, 2007

assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.

Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!

by Mark H July 15, 2004

masterbational

A large amount of sexual pleasure

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!

by B.J.08 January 12, 2009

masterbation juice

its jizz, semen, and masterbation juice

Chris: Hey kyle what are you doing under the bed

Kyle: I made some masterbation juice and it got all in my hair

by kyle mcclay September 25, 2006

mutual masterbation

Mutual masterbation is when two or more males get together in a room and masterbate infront of each other. They may get naked and sit in a cirle and masterbate the person to their left or they may just all masterbate themselfs at the same time. There are many variations.

When two friends meet in a room and they strip off and then masterbate each other until they ejaculate, this is an example of mutual masterbation.

by Jonathon C June 18, 2006

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009