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ASSPLOSION

When your sphincter can no longer contain the gyser like forces in your colon and either matter or gas escapes in such a violent manner that it causes mass distress to everyone around.
1) I was walking by a friend's cubicle when he had an assplosion. I can still see all of my coworkers running much like Harrison Ford would run from a detonating bomb!

2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!
by Jon Sanchez September 5, 2006
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assclown

A person (typically male) who refuses to engage in normal romantic relationships. They are sometimes referred to as "emotionally unavailable" and tend to lie, cheat and manipulate women until the woman is whipped into a state of complete confusion and suicidal tendencies. Often times the unsuspecting female is initially lured by very romantic, passionate, hot behavior only to be met with ice once she starts to expect some of the lies the assclown has dished out.
Marge is a wreck because her assclown stood her up again after promising to take her to Europe for Valentines day.
by Janneva March 4, 2011
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the analysis and study of ass.
when i grow up i want to be an assologist.

i am going to study assology at university.
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assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.
He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.
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assclown

Any person who thinks the show Jackass should be taken seriously.
Did you hear about that assclown who barbecued himself on a grill while trying to create his own Jackass stunt?
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assclown

Someone who is an ass, but is disguised a person who is cute and funny. Their true spirit is less Ronald McDonald and more Stephen King's It.
Eric was a such charmer on the surface but he soon revealed himself to be a real assclown.
by authenticme November 15, 2012
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blow an assload

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."
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