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Asshat

A nickname for the guy who broke your heart.
by fakehogchrissy June 3, 2019
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Asshat

When you put your bare ass on top of someone's head like a top hat.
Joe waged a prank war on Zach when he gave him an asshat after practice last week.
by BGoat May 9, 2016
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Asshat

When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.
Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.
by Brother Muslimhood December 14, 2011
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Asshat

A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".
A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.
by KJ71 May 12, 2014
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asshat

When a person gets to a level of agitation that requires the person to tell the agitator to wear their ass as a hat.
Agitator: Hey dipshit! How does it feel to know you're a crack baby!?
Agitated: Go fuck yourself with a cactus asshat!
by Dr. English D. Fuckerupper September 25, 2014
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asshat

When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room. They clearly have their head neck deep in their own ass.
Jesus Christ, Tom is such an Asshat.
by Scottokelley March 30, 2017
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asshat

An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.
Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina
by misinterpreter January 23, 2007
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