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ass-hat

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman: to in fact wear her ass as a hat
Baby, I'm gonna wear your ass like a hat.

Come here, my little ass-hat.
by Wonderful Duff October 30, 2005
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Ass Hat

A person so idiotically vacuous that they have no other purpose but to act as a Hat on an Ass.
That Roger is such an asshat; he couldn't buy a clue if he had cash.
by Ursa August 15, 2004
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Ass Hat

One who is such an asshole or a dumbassthey wear their ass for a hat on a regular bassis. As in their head is in their ass hole.

An alternative definition is a hat for one's donkey.
I do say, that man seems to have his head in his ass everyday. I do declare him to be an ass hat.

Or:

Sean's hat looks very nice.
by ko1n November 10, 2004
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Ass Hat

1) Ass hat - a term used by Agent Booth in bones episode "The Sin in the Sisterhood " season 6 episode 16

Agent Booth uses the term in a joking conversation with bones talking about the victim & his multiple marriages

2) The term Ass Hat is used to describe someone who is being stupid or someone who has their Head up their ass
Bones : "moron is a little harsh to describe someone who is living a life style you are uncomfortable with "

Booth : "Ok how about nitwit or doofus? "

....
Booth : " are you agreeing with me"

Bones: " only so far as the victim should have realized, how complicated his relationships would become in our present culture "

Bones : " in that case and in that case only he -he was a ... Nitwit (laughs)"

Booth : " (laughs) he was a bonehead"

Bones: " I like that it's very appropriate for my profession"

Booth: " (laughs) how about this ASS HAT... The guy was a real ASS HAT"

Bones: " we're bad (laughs)"
by imblonde007 August 5, 2014
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Ass hat

An unknown species of hat that is also a name for someone
by Ghettostepmom October 24, 2018
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Ass Hat

A person you would like to forcibly stick on a hat rack so they can do no further harm to themselves or others. Depending on the degree of Ass Hat depends on whether you use lubricant first.
You would have to be a real ass hat to pee into an electrical socket.
by madjazz May 18, 2005
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Ass Hat

ass hat is a really huge dumb ass
Greg, you really did that car deal? What an ass hat you are!!
by CJ Romig August 12, 2008
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