by john ed reed December 28, 2011

While a male is sitting on the toilet defecating, he will curl his back over until his penis can be placed in his mouth. At this point he can smell his own odor as he sucks his penis until he ejaculates.
Had a sick lunch break; had myself an armadillo!
by Flawed perception May 11, 2016

When your penis starts to get erect and curls up and backward towards the lower stomach because a object is on top of the penis
"I got a armadillo boner because she was sitting on my lap", " I had to put groceries on my lap and it gave me an armadillo boner".
by Big Zarz August 21, 2025

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023

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