When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.
Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”
by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022
Get the Armadillo Dickmug. Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
Get the Muddy Armadillomug. brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023
Get the armadillo cockmug. by Blindside December 2, 2003
Get the Sunny the Armadillomug. when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017
Get the armadillo punchmug. So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing
by jetburner2 October 14, 2025
Get the say armadillo fastly multiple timesmug. Austin, TX is now a town of professional class hipsters, but once upon a time it was a favorite haunt for hippies, "keeping it weird". There was a music venue called The Armadillo; when it went under, it became an emblem of the "weird" Austin that was being encroached on. If you see someone old enough to have been to The Armadillo (the club), with long unkempt grey hair in a ponytail, trailing the faint odor of whatever they were smoking, wearing a faded 70's punk-rock t-shirt, you have met an "armadillo". Their numbers are declining, but they are still to be seen, like an endangered species in their native ecosystem that invasive species are encroaching on.
"Yeah, that guy was a real armadillo; he can tell you stories about when The Clash shot the music video to 'Rock the Casbah' on the corner of Congress and Oltorf."
by rossdavidh April 14, 2021
Get the armadillomug.