Artillery Battle

When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.

I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.

by Johnny UCF September 1, 2010

Articles

Articles AR-tuh-kleez n. The Greek god who protects all paper and printed documents stored within the Clouds around Mt. Olympus.

Thanks to the power of Articles, I never have to worry about Titans wiping out my important documents.

by DrD4zzl3 December 10, 2012

Air Defense Artillery

1. The ultimate definition of trying to justify one's masculinity by doing overtly ignorant acts in the name of being "hardcore."

We're going to do control point measures that rival Iraq, because we have nothing better to do, because we're Air Defense Artillery, we even have a song, what?!

by jimmyjohn55932 October 1, 2011

Russian Artillery

In Slovic Countries (i.e. ones that speak Russian-derived languages) This is slang for penis. This started in a translation to a viral video, DongCopters, in which Garry Kasparov (Russian Presidential canidate) slew the mighty flying penis and united all of Russia with a picture of his 5.3 inch 'Russian Artillery'. It has been in heavy use ever since.

And if you look to the monitor on your left, you will see our entire arsenal - five point three inches of Russian Artillery! It may be small, but notice the girth!

I saw you go home with Anna yesternight.
Yeah, I slipped her some of the ol' Russian Artillery.

by Ukrainian Ruby November 22, 2011

Liquid Artillery

when you have a massive cumshot

I havent jacked off in 20 years and i had a liquid artillery

by cumshot man July 21, 2009

North-Korean Artillery Strike

The name for something a person shouldn't have done.

Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.

Also see: Justin Bieber

by UberGeit3000 November 26, 2010

Articles of the dead Instructions

Organizations Of the Dead, Articles Of the Dead, Articles for the dead, Articles over the dead, Articles Of the Alive Mislabeling the dead Articles Of Life And Articles After the Death Plus Articles Of Demo and Population.

Quincy articles of the dead instructions have been published, the articles of living and alive have not been created, the dead is now recognized as Adults with responsibility’s not to be taken advantage of.

by Quincy The Beautiful June 14, 2019