Appalachian Mudslide

The act of defacating on your partner while executing a reverse piledriver.

"My new shirt was ruined when Sean gave me an appalachian mudslide:

by ill mitch February 2, 2006

appalled

to fill or overcome with horror/ dismay/ fear/ consternation.

I am appalled at your mistakes.

by Richoo October 8, 2013

Appalachian Creek Manatee

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.

As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.

by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012

I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

Made famous by South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, it's a euphemism for when you're doing something nefarious.

Randy: Hey, were you out messin' around with that tranny again?

Daryl: Nah, dude. I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.

by Butler CW June 24, 2009

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite

The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.

by MichelleF1973 June 20, 2005

apparition

A type of ghost. This ghost is usually confused with mirages and hallucinations. This ghost is one you can only see. Comes in ball, shadow or full detail form.

Apparitions are only ghost that have the power to show themselves by visionary means.

by Parapsychologist February 14, 2015

American Apparel

A store that sells a bunch of brightly colored spandex, body suits, leotards, and some other crap that you are never going to wear, but nevertheless want.

Clara and Violet are in American Apparel.

Clara- Omg, these magenta spandex leggings are adorable!

Violet- You're never going to wear them.....

Clara- It's American Apparel. All the stuff I buy here I dont wear. I dont care. They're cute and I want them.

Clara never wears the leggings.

by you dont know Jacqueline May 17, 2010