Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.

Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.

by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013

Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.

Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!

by Franchino May 24, 2017

A shit and run

When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!

God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!

by zacherzach November 6, 2016

shit and shower

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005

Corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You

An infamous intersection between two roads called Eat Shit and Fuck You. Often frequented by assholes.

If you want to get rid of someone annoying, tell them to meet you at the corner of ‘Eat Shit and Fuck You’!

Meet me at the corner of Eat Shit and Fuck You!

by kam75xx January 21, 2019

shit and run

Like a hit and run but involving taking a shit. It's any shit that is performed in under two minutes, thus leaving no time to wipe, wash your hands, or flush. So you drop trow, shit, pull up, and go. The next person into the stall knows they've been the victim of the shit and run.

Shit Sergeant: "Alright maggots we're doing the two minute drill, the shit and run on my whistle!!"

by bangbangletchyanutshang April 15, 2005

shit-and-run

Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.

Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?

Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.

Person 1: So...shit-and-run?

Person 2: Exactly.

by Clockwork Lime October 20, 2009