Bummed in the Alps

Something you say to mock a white twink who probably goes skiing or snowboarding or something similarly twattish because they're posh/rich.

Twink: Yeah, could you, like, hand me my North Face puffa? I need it because Father's taking me to Switzerland.
Normal person: Why, does it get chilly when you get bummed in the Alps?

by penisshakes January 2, 2026

alpes

Someone that's shaped more larger and round.

It's alright that you breath heavy, that's common for you alpes.

by UrbanLargeD July 2, 2023

Alps

When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.

ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS

by Googedigul June 22, 2022