A line of cheap speed and a shot of Pernod, usually taken as a pick me up after a rough night.
N.B; if taken after 12pm it becomes an Algerian Lunch
N.B; if taken after 12pm it becomes an Algerian Lunch
by Kid Maverick October 18, 2006
Get the Algerian Breakfast mug.I redneck, blue collar, hard nosed conservative city located in Northern Alberta, Canada. It has a population of approximately 50000 and is the service center for approximately 250000, making it seem larger than it really is at times. On the plus side, there are more millionaires per capita than any other city in Canada. However, this will inevitably be passed by Fort McMurray and both of these cities only have the amount of wealth that they do because of oil. Most people who live in Grande Prairie are too pig ignorant to comprehend that.
The average citizen is selfish, greedy, fat, sleazy, in other words, the personification of every thing that's wrong in western civilization. Once the oil wealth runs out, most of the people in Grande Prairie will resort to their booze and do fuck all with their lives.
Useful things, such as education, are not valued in this sleazy "metropolis. The only classy bar is Maddhatters, the others are complete and utter shit. Most of the teenagers have at least one STI, which is a result of fucking and/or sucking anything they find remotely attractive.
Most of the people who reside here generally only do so for the money. Most of the ones who win the lottery/retire get the fuck out of there. Another classy, wonderful thing about this city is that there is an enormous undercurrent of acceptability for those who drink and drive.
A truly selfish, greedy, miserable place.
The average citizen is selfish, greedy, fat, sleazy, in other words, the personification of every thing that's wrong in western civilization. Once the oil wealth runs out, most of the people in Grande Prairie will resort to their booze and do fuck all with their lives.
Useful things, such as education, are not valued in this sleazy "metropolis. The only classy bar is Maddhatters, the others are complete and utter shit. Most of the teenagers have at least one STI, which is a result of fucking and/or sucking anything they find remotely attractive.
Most of the people who reside here generally only do so for the money. Most of the ones who win the lottery/retire get the fuck out of there. Another classy, wonderful thing about this city is that there is an enormous undercurrent of acceptability for those who drink and drive.
A truly selfish, greedy, miserable place.
Guy 1: There is nothing to do in Grande Prairie Alberta accept buy a big jacked up truck, do drugs, and whore my life away.
Guy 2: Yeah, this city is sure a shit stain on humanity if you ask me!
Hill Billy 1: Fuck yeah, I got my dick sucked in a port a potty at a party. I work in the oil patch and make $100K+ per year. I have more STIs than the alphabet has letters. Woo hoo! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta baby!
Hill Billy 2: Dude, you are a fucking alpha male/god! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta could I possibly accomplish this!
Guy 2: Yeah, this city is sure a shit stain on humanity if you ask me!
Hill Billy 1: Fuck yeah, I got my dick sucked in a port a potty at a party. I work in the oil patch and make $100K+ per year. I have more STIs than the alphabet has letters. Woo hoo! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta baby!
Hill Billy 2: Dude, you are a fucking alpha male/god! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta could I possibly accomplish this!
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It's a part of Canada, often referred to as the Texas of Canada due to the fact that it's fucking packed with oil. Everyone there is a rich ass hole, or a wanna be rich asshole. An albertian can attempt to make friends, but loses them quickly to their cocky nature and asshole behavior.
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Get the Alberta Jellyfish mug.Those residing in Alberta, Canada. Worst drivers in the world. Unable to handle curves in the road, intersections, hills, and going at least 10 above or below the posted speed limit.
Albertans cannot drive
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Get the Albertans mug.An intense rivalry between Edmonton and Calgary (Alberta, Canada), usually refering to hockey. During Battles of Alberta, fans of the Calgary Flames and Edmonton Oilers flood the bars of both cities.
Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.
A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.
But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.
Flame and Oiler supporters from both side of a family have been known to cause rifts in the family.
A Battle of Alberta is often held on New Year's Eve.
But only Calgary has the Red Mile and Sea of Red and has made it into the playoffs the past few years. So Calgary kicks butt.
A true conversation had in Australia regarding the Battle of Alberta:
Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?
Edmontonian: Edmonton.
Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.
Calgarian: Hey, you're Canadian, aren't you? Where from?
Edmontonian: Edmonton.
Calgarian: Oh. In thought something stunk in here.
by calgaryflamesqueen October 25, 2008
Get the Battle of Alberta mug.Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.
Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
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