Albany Pitstop

The Albany pit stop is when you go rabid in a restroom and piss everywhere after a long night out of partying.

See that trashcan full of paper towels? Piss in it.
Oh look the walls haven’t been cleaned in a while, Piss on them.

Hey bro I need to piss, let me go into 212 real quick.
Bro: you gonna hit an albany pitstop?
Watch your step when walking in I flooded the floors.

by DegenMechanic July 13, 2025

Albany

Albany is the kind of girl who lights up every room she walks into, and you can’t help but be drawn to her warm, inviting energy. She has a natural gift for making friends, always eager to connect with new people and share laughter-filled moments. Her love for life shines brightest when she’s surrounded by those she cares about, whether it’s at a cozy café or a lively park. And when Albany picks up her guitar, it’s like magic her fingers dance across the strings, filling the air with melodies that reflect her vibrant spirit. Being around her feels like being part of something truly special.

Albany

by Albany/Sky November 27, 2024

Albany Creek State High School

Gay nigga balls

Go to Albany Creek State High School? you must have gay nigga balls

by Bil Dilfson November 20, 2022

Albanie

Someone with multiple personalities. Fake AF. Her comedic persona is the only she's got going for her, the type that would smile at funerals. Definitely the not-so-hot girl who you wouldn't take to the school dance. Albanie is in desperate need of a TOTAL makeover.

Hot girl: "Is that Albanie?"
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....

by Jefreeee Starrrrr December 13, 2017

Going to Albany

The act of 69ing someone while holding them upside down.

Joe: Hey man, you gonna hit that?

Chris: Yeah, we’re going to Albany. Her ass cheeks are gonna leave a mark on the window.

by WinterOfUs January 28, 2024

Dirty Albany

An under age girl who repeatedly returns to a paedophiles home to be fed drugs regardless of the danger

Had a dirty Albany round again last night she was smashed in more ways than one

by Major red eye August 8, 2023

albany texas

Nobody cares. Search for Eastland, Texas.

Look at us Albany Texas, asshats. We’re all related and love that we’re gonna be in Albany for the rest of our lives.

by BonkeyKong24 August 25, 2020