aducktion

When a man/woman are sexual with a duck

James had an aducktion when he was at the pound

by darkdrummer9 January 8, 2005

fucktion

fucking fiction, as in fiction that is so awesome that an expletive must precede it, or fiction that fucking rules, see also: George Saunders.

"Aw dog, I don't read. Shit puts me to sleep."
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"

by hiddenballroom March 20, 2010

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 22, 2018

Fucktionary

A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.

"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"

Or

Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"

by Seiboobanigav November 16, 2010

Dutch auction

A reverse auction in which goods begins at a high asking price but are then offered at progressively lower prices until a bidder is found. A practice used on eBay.

The Dutch auction is how Dutch tulips are bidded on.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Chinese Auction

When a group of guys tape a girl's eyes shut and blow their loads on her chest in unison. The one who blows the largest load then has sex with the girl.

Dude, let's invite Tara over and put her up for a Chinese Auction!

by Uncle Barnwell April 28, 2013

mental fucktion

(noun) the act or condition of getting raped by a test or other measure of intelligence or knowledge

Teacher: Okay kids, time for some serious mental fucktion...

Steffan: So, how did your psych test go?
Sasha: Awful! I had such bad mental fucktion!

by Excuse My French March 26, 2009