assiness

Of or possessing the qualities of being assy.

See also: assy

"Your post in this thread has been deleted for reasons of extreme assiness"

by rupan777 December 29, 2005

absinthe

An alcoholic beverage, normally about 55-80% alcohol. Also contains thujone, found in wormwood, which is believed to cause hallucinations. Thujone over the years has had no evidence of causing hallucinations, even at high doses. Absinthe also contains minute amounts of thujone, meaning you would probably die from alcohol poisoning before you would start to hallucinate from the thujone, if it did cause hallucinations.

Drunk Guy: "I'm so fucked up off of this absinthe, and I'm still not seeing shit."
Sober Guy: "-_- use google and you'll find out it is not a hallucinogen."

by i4ms3xi3r July 20, 2008

Afshin

Afshin is an old name for the sultans of Osrushani. Nowadays it is a guy's name.
With often being proud and mighty, an Afshin has a tendency of becoming narcissistic, scary and intolerable at the point of being a pain in the ass. For example, when you have got a crush on him, instead of coming barefoot on the grass and dance with you, he unleashes his gaze of doom upon your miserable soul.

-Here comes Afshin!
-Run for shelter!

by Ghasemina August 18, 2018

Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007

absinthe

Referred to as "the green fairy" due to it's green coloring. Used by many famous authors and artists including Hemingway, Wilde, and Picasso. Causes hallucination and severe drunkenness. Traditionally taken with a cube of sugar and an absinthe spoon but you should drink it any way you can get it down. Very strong.

Wow that shot of absinthe tasted horrible but it's totally worth it! Whooooaaa! :falls down stairs:

by Allie March 28, 2005

Assin The Engine

When one male of a large size with the nick name " Big Engine" is unexspectant of foul action that is coming at him , and his agressor "Matt" taticaly get's infront of Big Engine' face and " Bare Ass Farts" while farting spreads his ass cheeks open and makes contact with the Big Engine's head or face with a strong chance of fecies flying from Matt's ass and landing on the engine.

While watching the Sheild Matt backed his bare ass up and spread his cheeks and assed the engine. This is called
" Assin The Engine"

by Big Engine October 31, 2008

Absin

to overindulge in absinth and, to subsequently commit crimes

i am grateful for my blackouts, because they obscure the memory of my absins.

by franktionary December 1, 2013