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He was shot in the back 27 times "accidentallike"
by Archimedes December 3, 2002
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Accidentally On-Purpose

A spur-of-the-moment decision to do something that you should not be doing, which you then deny when someone finds out about it by saying it was completely on accident.
Girl 1: Did you steal my favorite shirt? I found it in your room
Girl 2: Oh! Uhh, I must have, um, packed it in my bag by mistake when I was leaving your house! It was on accident!
Girl 2: Yeah, right, accidentally on-purpose!
by MsTwixx96 October 17, 2009
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accidental hipster

A person that does not follow hipster fashion or trends and unknowingly does something hipster-like. May involve choice of clothing, hair style, music, drink, etc.
Normal Guy: Dude you're drinking a PBR.
Accidental Hipster: Yea, its the cheapest beer at this bar.

Normal Guy: Where did you get those Ray-Bans?
Accidental Hipster: Found them in the parking lot.

Normal Guy: You are so accidental hipster right now.
Accidental Hipster: Oh Goddammit!
by sigourney beaver October 26, 2011
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accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019
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Accidentally Stalking

The act of learning information about a person because of thing posted on a third web-page or face-book wall. This is usually followed by the mentioned information being referenced later, and the person not realizing that what they said was viewable by non-friends. Thus leading to the incorrect assumption that that they were being stalked.
Jill Posts-I need a vacation.- Viewable to Steve's News-feed.
Jane comments. You should totally come with my on mine. I'm going to Costa Rica!-Also viewable by Steve

LATER
In an unrelated post later Steve asks about Costa Rica Trip
Jill-That trip was a secret! How did you know!
Jane- How did you know about my trip?! STALKER!

Steve-WTF? It was on my Feed! It was Accidentally Stalking at worst!
by Yeah. This happened. November 1, 2010
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Accident

A thing that you didn't do on purpose.
Dad: Son you're an "accident".

P.s YEAH DAD I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT.
by Yrmomgai June 7, 2018
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Accident Forgiveness

A new technique used by Allstate to appeal to the Asian community in order for them to sign up for Allstate.
Black guy on Allstate commercials: With accident forgiveness, your rates won't go up just because of an accident.

Asian man: Honey, we go sign up for Arrstate!
by Tupac715 July 26, 2010
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