aeroplane

Aeroplane can be defined as-
1. a big thing that flies.
2. A song off one hot minute by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It's bassline started research into the new science of 'Quantum Bass Playing', whereby a bassist and his instrument essentially become one on a quantum level whilist playing. In Buddhism, this is known as Bass-lightenment. FLEA is the only human ever known to have achieved this ultimate goal (although Cliff Burton came pretty close} sparking rumours that he is, in fact, God.

Dude, that bassline on Aeroplane....how is that humanly possible?

by Niccolo Machiavelli December 29, 2007

afropermatitis

The mental condition which causes non-black people to go to the hair salon on a regular basis to maintain an afro perm.

My aunt Flo has afropermatitis.

by Danny Dork August 1, 2006

abrosexual but bad

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid

“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Aeroplane Blonde

Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"

Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box

by Bougmont August 6, 2008

American Aeropollister & Fitch

An imaginary satirical combination of three mainstream clothing brands commonly associated with the "popular clique". Theese brands being American Eagle, Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Hollister. This brand achieves the pinnacle of style for a well-to-do, unchallenged, snobby college kid who has never been on the other side of the poverty line and will possibly circum to acidosis in Cancun during spring break.

I'm not sure I would like her cuz she shops at American Aeropollister & Fitch.
I shop at Spencers Pac Topic

by Jordy Ess March 17, 2009

Abroppriate

Something that you can only do with your bro(s). Also describes something very bro-like in nature.

Hey brewski, it would be totally abroppriate if you brought some Natty Light to my basement tonight

Woah bra, touching weiners in the urinal is totally inabroppriate.

by mtisme April 29, 2009

Aeroposeur

Small town assholes in their 20's or even 30's with a serious case of prole shift, always needing to display an 'Aéropostale' logo, usually on their chest. They are actually trying to look like frat boys or white hats. Wardrobe almost always includes hair gel and an overpriced white ball cap.

When I saw my first aeroposeur, I assumed the brand name was popular in American cities 7-10 years ago.

by Keeper of Solitude November 16, 2011