Abraham Lincoln

One of the greatest presidents ever. Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery. Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists. Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day. It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual.

Samurai Lincoln preserved the Union because he was a secret samurai (HAYA!).

by Gene May 13, 2005

Farrah Abraham

Notorious reality star who got her start on 16 & pregnant (MTV) and teen mom series. Known to many as a compulsive liar and someone with a massive ego +delusions of self grandur, believing she is the greatest being on the planet.

Farrah Abraham uses the victim card like a pro, always picking fights with everyone from cast members and even her own family. When she is backed into a corner she brings out her ultimate weapon: Crying.

Crying usually happens when people she belittles has a back bone or doesn't automatically agree with her. The crying doesn't help her but makes her the subject of hilarious internet mimes.

A plastic surgery addict who shocked the world by admitting to actually gone under the knife only to make her more artificial.

Janey: did you catch Teen Mom Reuion? Amber should have knock Farrah down a few pegs.

Becky: Farrah Abraham has the emotional maturity of a two year old trapped in a mid twenty's body.

by YoukNowwhO December 14, 2016

Abraham Lincoln

When your girl is watching a movie, and you are masturbating in the other room. You run in and shoot her in the head with your ejaculate screaming "Sic semper tyrannis!"

My girlfriend was watching Titanic last night, so I Abraham Lincolned her.

by iamnotsimonj April 9, 2010

abraham lincoln

A sexual act where you do your girl doggy style in the back of a theater balcony, then after you shoot your load all over her ass and back, yell SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS! then jump off the balcony and escape.

"I did an Abraham Lincoln on my girl the other night but then broke my ankle on the dismount."

by Th0th870 October 25, 2007

Abraham Lincoln

A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.

Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.

I Abraham Lincolned my girlfriend last night, and she broke up with me.

by Jaydawg53 July 23, 2008

Abraham Lincoln

the only good republican

abraham lincoln was pretty good

by alex14 October 11, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.

Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".

by Kirk0007 August 3, 2009