"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024
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by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025
Get the Abandoned Puppy mug.Person A: OMG, I'm so excited for Super Platformer 9!
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018
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Its when two people have a really good and tight friendship and that out of nowhere they start ignoring each other and lose that amazing relationship they had. They lose every thing without noticing at first but only when they realise they are alone and they miss their old friendships but there is no way back.
Person 1: It's really sad they don't talk to each other anymore.
Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
Person 2: Yeah! They used to be such good friends.
Person 3: They have an abandoned friendship and it's really heart breaking...
by Happy_but_sad_girl November 25, 2021
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Sometimes leads to attachment issues.
Sometimes leads to attachment issues.
Ex1 : You might have abandonment issues.
Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.
Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.
Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.
Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.
by GeyGuy October 3, 2023
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by TheAbandoned October 4, 2023
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