Mai

Falls into hole all the time

naru: Mai just go to sleep
Mai: okay

ghost: NOPE! *pulls mai into well*
Mai: CRAP NOT AGAIN!!
Naru: *face palm* way to go mai!

by seagullsloveandy January 19, 2013

Mayed

The opposite of dismayed

WOW... So surprising of you... I'm mayed

by punkin-chunkin July 19, 2016

Mai

Current Children: Ziggurat, Matt

If Mai got herself pregnant with her Male side: Maivis

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Mayed

1. To provoke a fight then hide whiles someone else is attacked

I called these chavs, but i mayed it before they hit me

by Gnarkill2 September 16, 2010

Mai

Breast in slang bengali

amaar MAI duto ager theke onek boro hoyeche (in bengali) means my BREASTS have increased much in size than what it was before.

by Kamkhoka June 19, 2008

may or may not have

an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.

Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.

Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.

by Polly Pissed-off-in-Physics November 20, 2011

mai

A girl who is very illiterate and spends a lot of time on twitter especially in group chats.

mai doesn’t know how to spell lmao.

by lex.golden December 20, 2019