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Salisbury

A small town full of fucking gypos with the last name Cooper and girls smoking fags at the age of 13. Salisbury is also known smelly chavs outside McDonald’s vaping and thinking they’re solid by telling the McDonald’s to suck there mums. In Salisbury there are many schools such as Wyvern St Edmunds where most kids thinks they’re rock hard by smoking down the cut or the ones that don’t think they’re hard are fucking nerds that either use there fingers as guns or are in the LGBT community.
Sam:Where are the coopers?

Joe: At McDonald’s in Salisbury getting high off a vape they stole from their Nan
by Eggybread123 July 22, 2021
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salisbury dick

Yo, I was playing around in bed with my homie the other night, no homo, when he pulled out his salisbury dick. Like damn that thing meaty.
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Mia Salisbury

Mia Salisbury is a loving caring person there very bubbly and caring they tend to have self conscious. But there very silly amazing and annoying. They tend to have green eyes. And brown hair. They tend to have anger issues and get mad easily if you’d see one say hi
Someone: did you see her she’s such a mia Salisbury
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Salisbury University

This school will destroy your childhood dreams. I have never met so many evil people in my life.
Evil is an understatement if you have been to Salisbury University.
by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022
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alicia salisbury

Someone who cant keep their trap shut. And always will get on your nerves.
by TS5904 May 24, 2019
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Salisbury

Hooking up with muiltiple guys but never going any further, regardless of how old you are or how much you lead them on.

The worst thing a girl can do.
Girl, I just Salisbury 'd like 5 guys this weekend.

He wanted to fuck but I'm from Salisbury.
by SalisburyDude October 17, 2017
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Adam Salisbury

Adam Salisbury has had in incredible life. Grew up in the United States, with nothing to complain about. Adam was a Missionary for his church, grad of BYU, has built a successful career & is moving forward in life. However, the most significant impact on his life derives from the one and only; Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer & Adam were INSEPARABLE. They were the BEST dynamic duo Utah has ever seen! Everything was going great, he felt on top of the world! However, the week of February 10-14th, Adam Salisbury was invited to a meeting with Ryan from to discuss initiatives going on in 2020. He had a choice that would affect the rest of his life; with 2 paths. Path 1: Take a meeting with Ryan & overcome the data challenges. Ryan listens to Adam, & they find a great solution. He gets promoted, recognized, & is loved by USANA. Jimmer (his best friend ever), congratulates him and their legacy continues to grow & he becomes the happiest man ever! Path 2: Adam declines the meeting, does not solve USANA's BI challenges, & finds out that he does not get recognized by USANA. But worst of all, Jimmer is disappointed in Adam. Jimmer would WANT Adam to take any open opportunity & shoot his shot because that's what Jimmer would do! Jimmer would Adam to take a meeting with Ryan! Adam & Jimmer's friendship fades away after he declines the meeting. Adam has a choice, To take the meeting with Ryan and fulfill his destiny, or decline it and part ways with Jimmer... Forever.
"Adam Salisbury & Jimmer Fredette are both best friends, but become even more powerful friends with Informatica."
by Ogneff23 February 6, 2020
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