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uber newb

very stupid.

see n00b newb

embroidered version of newb, descending from n00b.
Lily: 100 divided by 20, thats 0.2 right?
Alice: you uber newb.
mugGet the uber newbmug.

silly newb

A stupid beginner in a game that doesn't know what hes doing. Can be said "silly ass newb"
p: LOL Kevin stop dying you silly newb
e: haha word kevins such a silly ass newb.
by flushing June 12, 2007
mugGet the silly newbmug.

Newb

pronounced: ne-ew-buh
a derogatory word that means one who has the skill of a noob while having done a relatively large amount of something. incredibly stubborn, this degenerate sub-race of the human species thrives off of skilled others. they primarily troll in and around forums and online video-games
Starcraft tower deffence player 1: everyone should build their deffences like mine
SC TD player 2:that doesnt work newb, the enemies will just attack your photon cannons
SC TD P1(after match): you should have lissened to me, if you payyed attention, i didnt let any enemies through
by Dr. Lucifer Satan March 13, 2009
mugGet the Newbmug.

newb

A person who is not very good at the game they are playing. Often get Pwned by Kyle, well not often, they always do.
G: Dooooode u just pwned that newb.
by Kdizzy January 13, 2008
mugGet the newbmug.

Punin Newbs

Punishing new comers on any gaming system ex:xbox live,play station.I was up all night punin newbs
by Balcos Boys November 20, 2009
mugGet the Punin Newbsmug.

newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.
"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"
by tuffneck November 14, 2013
mugGet the newb lubemug.

Pro_-Newb

is renowned for running two sisters side-by-side
by 5 Gents January 4, 2022
mugGet the Pro_-Newbmug.

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