bishop in a turtleneck

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

by kith September 12, 2004

Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.

Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"

by snakehands July 7, 2010

Polish the Bishop

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Bishop's Licence

The Bishop's Licence is bestowed upon a gentleman when his wife is down the shops or otherwise engaged away from the house, and confers on him the right, nay, the duty to wank himself blind.

Bloke 1: You coming down the pub, Bruce?

Bloke 2: Nah Bruce, the missus's at her sister's, I've got the Bishop's Licence.

by hydraulis November 19, 2011

Angry Bishop

A raging hard-on

He had the angry Bishop. It was like a baby's arm sticking out a pram holding a candy apple.

by Crispeee September 21, 2011

Bishops Gate

Infinitely unchill.

“Matt’s mom isn’t letting him come because he has to do homework.”

“Damn dude that’s bishops gate.”

by UBLEY June 16, 2018

PMitch Bishop

PMitch Bishop or Mitch for short is Reading slang for someone with autism, and who loves Daniel Simmons. However, the said person is sometimes nice, though picky. The "Bishop" is a suffex which indicates that the man in question is also a pedophile.

"That guy is so Mitch(PMitch Bishop) why is he speaking so loudly?"

by Danielsimmons June 7, 2019