Plum Kisser

When someone has no game so the make out with fruit instead

She gets no bitches i bet shes a plum kisser

by TOTALLYNOTNOVA February 10, 2022

jungle plum

Watermelon

y0! I went to tha sto' & gots me some jungle plum.

by V-Ice March 30, 2003

plum sack

Slang phrase for the scrotum.

I like it when you suck my plum sack.

by JDB83 June 8, 2016

Cuttin' plums

Pooping

Hannah's in the bathroom cuttin' plums

by Dennis trash October 3, 2013

plum nasty

Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.

Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."

by misfo July 24, 2016

Plum Ordinance

When a player dives on the ground after a basketball

The player got a Plum Ordinance for diving after the basketball.

by Sajak April 21, 2013

Furry Plums

Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?

by Satandog August 28, 2006