Marlin's Nipples

This phrase, also known as "Marlin's Didgeridoo" came from the Australian TV show Angry Boys in 2011. The direct quote was the character Gran insulting an inmate by saying "Go blow your didgeridoo Marlin". This sparked an internet meme of facebook groups or like pages about Marlin and his "didgeridoo".
The next level up from this has become Marlin's Nipples. It's used as a swear for something surprising or extraordinary.
Marlin's Nipples that's a long car!
You don't get it do you; Marlin's Nipples, you don't get anything!
Jake R is such a Marlin's Nipple!
by Dekkkers June 16, 2011
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Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
by goldfishshoals March 29, 2015
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Marlinning

When you ask a bullshitter a direct question and they talk for 30 minutes about everything other than the thing you asked them about. It's usually done to try to distract you from something stupid they did.
The tech drilled a hole in the wood floor. I asked him why he would do that and he started marlinning like crazy. He told me about his wrist surgery and his kids 7th birthday party but I still have no idea why he would drill a hole in the floor.
by TechDippy June 29, 2023
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Marlin

by A aint shit nigga November 15, 2019
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Marlin

When a person is way hotter in person than there pics online

Opposite of a catfish
Jen is such a marlin, she’s way hotter in person than she looked on the dating site!
by Whodagoose March 14, 2022
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Marlin

She is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet both inside out. She feels insecure and hurt a lot and often gets jealous of pretty girls but what SHE needs to know is that She is enough amd everyone adores her just because some jerks don't doesn't mean she's not pretty. She's WAYYY more prettier than all the fakeass bitches those boys are dating
Wow so you know a Marlin never let her go bro. She's precious
by deadchick November 23, 2021
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Marlin

The ugliest, most annoying, stupid, weird, person you will ever meet. Never trust them. They are named after a fish for a reason.
Marlin sucks
by addidabaddie February 28, 2022
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