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weaping marlin

A man who is has a very small dick and often is known as the one in the group that gets beat on and forced into things he/she does not want to do and often weaps about there small issues
Friend 1: bro Daemon is part of your friend group?

Friend 2: yeah man he’s the weaping marlin
by Buck white December 2, 2017
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marlin spike

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.
That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.
by Brown Jon March 3, 2016
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Marlin

She is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet both inside out. She feels insecure and hurt a lot and often gets jealous of pretty girls but what SHE needs to know is that She is enough amd everyone adores her just because some jerks don't doesn't mean she's not pretty. She's WAYYY more prettier than all the fakeass bitches those boys are dating
Wow so you know a Marlin never let her go bro. She's precious
by deadchick November 23, 2021
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Marlin

When a person is way hotter in person than there pics online

Opposite of a catfish
Jen is such a marlin, she’s way hotter in person than she looked on the dating site!
by Whodagoose March 13, 2022
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Marlinator

The marlinator, a tool of cyber destruction.
Dat 11 day boot by the marlinator was fun.
by Marlinator March 6, 2013
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Joshua Shane Marlin

A Marlin boy is a fun, loving, deeply caring, person who will set whatever it is aside to help his friends. He is an amazing boyfriend who knows who to treat his girlfriend with respect and is always honest to her. they walk by her side and always help her up when shes down Many people envy a Joshua Shane Marlin and wish they where ones main squeeze or that they could be as loved and respect as one. they're also very hard working and great cattlemen. they own little Angus bulls named Big Timer and drive really fast dodge pick-ups. If you roll with a Joshua Shane Marlin, then you're rollin with the best!
Joshua Shane Marlin is a muther fuckin bad ass nigga.
by country_bumpkin21 ;) February 5, 2010
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Marlinning

When you ask a bullshitter a direct question and they talk for 30 minutes about everything other than the thing you asked them about. It's usually done to try to distract you from something stupid they did.
The tech drilled a hole in the wood floor. I asked him why he would do that and he started marlinning like crazy. He told me about his wrist surgery and his kids 7th birthday party but I still have no idea why he would drill a hole in the floor.
by TechDippy June 29, 2023
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