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Instant Zen

Dude, Adam brought over some crazy instant zen last night, I'm still trippin'.
by mighty legume April 19, 2009
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Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump
After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.
by Dr4v4n October 1, 2013
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zen

A crazy person who uses the word goon and has dreams about there next door neighbours burning.
"Hey goon"
"Hey"
"i had a crazy dream last night about grasslaugh and snider burning"
"was it goon?"
"very"
by The goon master January 31, 2004
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Creative Zen

(n) A Portable MP3 Player designed by Creative Labs Ltd. Which is one of the earliest MP3 Players created by a "Mainstream" company.

It is often compared to the Apple Ipod due to the current replacement of MP3 Player as a general term for all devices, with Ipod by the mainstream culture.

In recent revisions of the device it appears that Creative have begun changing the propietary connectors used in MP3 players of its type to ones that are more standardises (i.e. Mini USB Jacks) rathern than make devices that require certain connectors that have to be bought from the creator of the device.

Due to the power of the Ipod brand Creative have recently changed their "IPod Beater" attitude and are focusing on creating MP3 Devices that are DIFFERENT than the Ipod.
"This is a Creative Zen MP3 Player, It's different from an Ipod".

Dude it's cheaper than an Ipod, Get a Zen!
by Redache October 28, 2008
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Zen Wisteria

Zen Wisteria is a loyal person with a kind heart who treat people fairly.
He treat her like a Zen Wisteria.

He is loyal as a Zen Wisteria
by Licht Chou November 22, 2020
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Parking Zen

The natural ability for certain people to drive to a large venue parking area (concert, shopping, whatever..) and invariably locate a parking spot, in the best possible place.

Others do not possess this and end up in the satellite parking lots.
Despite Black Friday crowds, Rick found a upfront parking space at the mall in record time because of his parking zen.
by Dawgmum November 15, 2009
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Zen-Xuan

Zen-Xuan is a guy that is 7ft tall, and his tallness takes all his inches from somewhere else 🍆🍆. His haircut is one of a master piece. It consists of having a bowl over your head and cutting the excess hair around it. Beautiful.
Shane = Zen-Xuan
by Thebaldman13 August 3, 2023
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