I hope zaid grabs his wrench dongle long and shoves it up you and thrusts at knot 4, fast enough to shred the skin between your delicate bottom and shave your butt hairs with the sharp textured rough dongle long. It will go so deep it pulls poop that has been sitting there since the first coming of Jesus and it is so girthy that it will enlarge your bottom hole by 3 cm enough for you to put your own dongle long sideways inside. I hope zaid thrusts so fast and hard to the point your bottom turns purple and there is blood that squirts out violently. Hopefully one day you will surely recover from this thrust. You don't even realize you are still being thrusted. Zaid's lust for blood and for your bottom has driven him into endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always so seemingly near, yet still out of reach due to AI complications. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after Zaid's thrust comes to end. You will not only burn into ashes. But be thrusted into by a hot metallic rod delineated with such hyperbole that cannot be said. It will infiltrate between your delicate soft bottom and point out the mouth. Like a rotisserie chicken. But, you. This will not only thrust but thou shall ejaculate acidic fluids beyond our scope of the pH levels. Too acidic it will burn you and the ground through it. I'm sorry on that day you were given birth to this inevitable torture.
Yo dude when are we gonna update the zaid cyborg threaten voiceline?
by creator of zaid June 8, 2022
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A guy that will always have your back, and watched too much TikTok. Whenever you say something slightly sus, he WILL go "you wanna rephrase that 🤓🤓🤓" You can never know which one to expect, the best time of your life, or the worst.

If you ever meet a Zaid, look the other way unless you want to risk being turned into THAT guy.
Person 1: The second one is the hardest
Zaid: You wanna rephrase that 🤓🤓🤓
by DeGoat March 30, 2022
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Zaid is a little arab and is a famous celebrity of the religion "BUFFALOISM". He is a classical "RADOMIR" and is very beloved by people of the same religion.
"Oh look, that little arab looks like Zaid!"
by Radusznisz January 18, 2017
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zaid is the type of guy who looks at the asses of boys and younger children, he probably likes them, he also hates it to be aliva and would rather be dead
by bigmanpapoe November 21, 2021
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Emo guy with a nose like a minecraft villager he lies about girlfriends and uses stock images this type of person is called a zaid
the local zaid has a nose that can cut paper
by Local Zaid Hater August 28, 2023
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Zaid is a quiet person, he’s invested in his private life and anime girlfriends, hes a loser but sometimes tries his best and hes a night hawk he cant sleep at night from all his passionate thinking about cock, he even grew huge black eye bags from all the nights spent thinking about cock
Boy: Hello zaid
Zaid: Shut up and show me your cock

Boy: what?

Zaid: you heard me, I cant talk to women
by Stuff Master November 23, 2021
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At first sight Zaid is the guy when in a group chat he'll provide all the memes and will often be the one online. He's always attentive with starting a call in the group chat but he'll only be attentive if the people that are in the group chat appeal to him. Most of the time Zaid will not give a shit about most things but thats what makes him well him. The very fact that he is able to normalize any topic. Although if you piss him off he'll surely grab a pencil out of his jacket and stab you with it.
"Zaid's just sitting there"
"No he's stabbing someone looks like they pissed him off"
by Vultamate October 20, 2021
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