filthy zonked

Pranking someone so hard their balls fall off
Y'all just got filthy zonked!
by Eaglesk8er February 04, 2016
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zink zonk

When you dubble uh and hit ‘em wit a twist
You I was in the club and seen shawty lookn way too nice and I hit her with that Zink Zonk till I hit that scallywag all sunrise long foo.
by Yonowdonteventhinkitainttrue December 16, 2023
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Zonk Punch

A powerful and easy move for self defense, made popular with its usage by Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan
Girl: Some creep tried to grope me but i used the zonk punch and broke his skull and neck
Girl 2: Slay
by NiggaWord November 04, 2022
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zonking

An onomatopoeia. Used to describe someone honking an airhorn at your face.
A: Woah what are you-
ZONK
A: WHAT
B: Calm down I was just zonking you.
by SamYT124-random June 23, 2024
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Zonk

When you are talking to someone, but get side-tracked and you don't even remember to continue to talk to the person.
He was just talking to me but he totally zonked on me.
by Je.A.Vs December 03, 2021
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Zonk

A zonk is where you cum in a bottle and make your girl drink it
Yo bro last night i gave my girlfriend a zonk
by Bigballsct December 14, 2021
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zonk

Pat zonked first lets piss on him.
Pat is such a zonker.
That shit was way too loud for Pat, kid zonked.
by earl_sweatervest October 02, 2020
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