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why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.
"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
by cuntsrus October 9, 2008
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Suck your friends dick day

October 5th is suck your friends dick day. Go suck someone
Friend 1: Suck your friends dick day is coming up, lets participate!
Friend 2: ew no wtf
by Suckyourfriendsdickday October 4, 2020
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Suck Your Homies Dick Day

Jared: What Day is it
Ruben: Suck your homies dick day
by berto4663 March 30, 2022
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suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.
Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!
by Paedo69 December 23, 2017
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National suck your mother day

June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day
Mother
Yes sweetie

Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son

Love you mother

Shutup and suck mommy’s big boobies
by Mymilfmom May 24, 2023
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Suck your boyfriend balls day

Oh my god it’s January 14th it’s national suck your boyfriend balls day
by Nationals Day January 14, 2021
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go suck your mamma's tit

This means you are acting like a child. A child young enough to still be breast feeding . Basically telling the person that they are tantruming like a 2 year old child. typically said during an argument.
Oh quit your whining, and go suck your mamma's tit! I've had enough of your bullshit! Act like a grown up for Pete's sake!
by SweetieOne December 2, 2017
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