You'll have that

A phrase your autistic mate uses when he doesn't know what to say

"Why are you such a cunt Al?"

"You'll have that"

by Coffeysfilter November 7, 2021

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy

A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.

"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"

by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

It is not a link, yet it's a thing in life.

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

by Unknown_3RR0R May 4, 2022

You'll never see it comin!

You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes. You're done IN! By the time it's hit you, your last surprise! ooooh~ ooooh~ ooooh~

The speed of light is so abundant that you'll never see it comin!

by Toaster1204 February 2, 2025

You'll do it for her

If you do it for her, it is to say, you'll do it for him.

"I can do it for him"
"You'll do it for her"
"Okay, now do that again "
"Yes, ma'am"
"You do it for her, and now you say...."
"I'll do it for him"

by school is so boring omg March 3, 2023

You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.

Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"

by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024

...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

What you sarcastically quip back at someone who is bemoaning da fact dat he wasted ten minutes of his life doing something dat turned out to be useless.

Dude #1 (having just super-briefly talked to customer-service after waiting an absurdly long time to get connected): Man, what an insufferable delay just being stuck on hold --- THAT'S ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back!
Dude #2: ...aaaand that's ANOTHER ten SECONDS that you'll never get back from COMPLAINING about it!

by QuacksO April 29, 2024