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Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
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Back yoni

That back yoni is a bonus.
by Old saint nip October 21, 2022
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Yoni

a person that constantly smells like rotten pussy fish. An ars that sucks homo dick and loves to taste homo cum. Yoni looks like a gay computer, but if you search deep down you can see his dick is actually 3.5 inches not 2. He is very insecure and constantly says, “am I really” when you make fun of him
*yoni walks in the room*

Ella: what’s that fishy smell?
Yoni: do I really smell like fish
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
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yoni bear

someone who is a total babe and impresses everyone around. they are funny and a total yoni bear. if you see a yoni bear, you’d know right away that they are a yoni bear. if you have to question it for even a second, they are not a yoni bear.
YONI BEAR GET OVER HEREEEEEE
by bigmommagirl March 10, 2024
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Yonis

Yonis is a sexy guy he his loving caring and cute.They usually have big dicks and they are really strong but they don’t use their strength since they are composed.if you meet one give up on ur boyfriend and take him he is worth it.
Yonis is sexy
by Kdjdkdjd November 24, 2021
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Yonis

"Yonis has a magnetic personality and enthusiasm makes for success in any field but Leos require autonomy and some individual power over their work."

"Yonis is The Emper. He royal presence demands respect. Yonis are like the Sun itself, warm and radiant, ready to help great and small, an"d give without counting the cost. No-one is kinder than a Yoins, but can be badly hurt if people ignore or misunderstand them."

"If Yonis is your name you're naturally cheerful, and walk out onto the world's stage with a smile on your face. People are drawn to you, heads turn, and ...let's be honest... you love it! You're neither proud nor pushy, but sometmes people see you like that. "

The most amazing person this world has ever been blessed with. He will make your heartbeat fast with an "i love you" and make you weak in the kneeswith a kiss. He will make you feel like the most important person in his life, and make you feel like you're the only one he wants. He is everything every girl could ever want. He has a wonderful personality, and a great sense of humor to go with it. He always knows the perfect thing to say in any situation.

Yonis is someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with, not just a few months. Any time you get to spend with him you should enjoy every minute of it, whether it be playing video games, cooking, or having to run to the store, you should love every single second.

Yonis a.k.a Mr steal you're girl
Yonis is one sexy nigga.
by Shadowtraveller December 19, 2019
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Yoni

Yoni was born by the God of Vegetation, Javid. Yoni translates from Hebrew to The Man. He doesn’t have the highest IQ but makes it up with his massive under tool.
How’s the Mayor of Great Neck?

Yoni? He’s good, he’s busy eating cereal and making tik toks.
by Jason’s Uncle December 3, 2022
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