gobi yoghurt

Look out.... Here comes the Gobi yoghurt
by Jpclark6969 January 20, 2018
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Bush Yoghurt

When a man ejaculates inside a woman and the ejaculate oozes out and congeals in the lady garden. This is bush yoghurt.
Darling what’s for breakfast?

Well after our morning romp, why don’t you feast on some of my bush yoghurt.
by Bear2208 August 7, 2019
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Yoghurt male

Gender: male

Personality type : Yoghurty

A yoghurt male is one in which indeed loves a cuddle, and isnt afraid to admit so..

He will open the door for a woman and also cancel plans with his guy friends to hang out with his female friends.

He is the type of guy that will be the responsible male and have his 2 drinks to allow his mates to have a lift home.

They indeed enjoy yoghurt and all kinds of feminine yoghurt, acai and granola bowls, along with having no hesitation to Instagram this.

They often wear edgy oversized clothes and love to stand out, because of course they are a yoghurt male and above the standard alpha, beta and sigma males theyre surrounded by against their will.
Friend 1 “ Hey did you see justin and that girl the other day, never guess what just went up on his instagram story

Friend 2 “ oh no its not cringe is it “

Friend 1 “HAHA, he put love hearts and tagged her with a photo of them holding hands whilst holding a muller corner in his other hand”

Friend 2 “oh no not again, why does justin do this to himself, hes such a Yoghurt male”
Friend 1 “ Haha yeah bro, i suppose we’re just too alpha to understand
by Auxford jicktionary July 12, 2022
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yoghurt rocket

A term for the projectile like form of the penis and the yoghurt like semen that is squirted from it at the point of orgasm.
As Angela gently tickled Richards love spuds his yoghurt rocket was pointed skyward and ready for action.
by gogggg January 28, 2006
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bollock yoghurt

a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men
by birth music death August 21, 2006
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Yoghurt In The Pocket

Used to tell someone they have just been practical joked. Popular in our local area but believed to have spread to a wider audience.
'Yo Josh'
'Fukin What Bitchs?'
'Man Charley just put Yoghurt In The Pocket'
'Ah Fuk!'
by Josh Billabong January 11, 2009
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Yoghurt Pot

This is when you cum inside your own, or someone else's belly button, then stick a lid (such as sello-tape or cling film) to hold the substance in place.
Guy 1:My belly button is itchy.

Guy 2: Your fault for making a yoghurt pot

Guy 1: Man thats sick!!

Guy 2:LOLOLOL
by Da Fizzle Shizzle August 7, 2009
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