Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

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all you need is a phone

What one says when someone else is leaving, but they don't need anything. The "phone" means that they may carry a cell phone in case the mother is wondering about the son or daughter.

Blonde Chicken: "What will I need to bring with me?"
Mom: "Don't worry. All you need is a phone!"

by Seshie July 19, 2009

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Do you need a broom?

When someone is being belligerent it is appropriate for you to ask if they need a broom for the sand in their vagina.

Do you need a broom? bitch?

by crowboy11111 September 29, 2010

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you look like you need to eat more ass

When a man does not look hardcore enough to be in a certain place or situation.

Brad walked into the rager and was immediately greeted by a man wearing three sets of gold chains who said, "You look like you need to eat more ass".

by Brad's Ass to Eat January 12, 2017

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do you need your fidget toy?

When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

"Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 10, 2018