Ya mum is a term commonly used by human beings for several humorous reasons.... The first of which can be dated back to the year of 1874 and is exactly this...
REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.
REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.
REASON 3: YOUR MUM
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See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.
REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.
REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.
REASON 3: YOUR MUM
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See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.
ya mum is a stone cold fox
by The Master of May 13, 2008

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism
by cancerious fucker May 27, 2017

This word does not need a definition. It doesn't make sense, it's just funny. USe it in any situation (E.g. uncomfortable, awkward, happy, sad, excited, etc.)
by yamumsskin March 5, 2020

A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.
by dogtrue August 8, 2020

by ya mums skin March 5, 2020

by my name jeff xd March 28, 2018

by Gimme cancer December 18, 2017
