Ya Mum

Most notable call of the Pikes, after a NORMAL person has offended them in some way by mentioning their dad or their house. Usually followed by GorgeBred or GUMSY!!!

"YA MUM, talk about youir house again i'll rob them boots of ya feet,GUMSY"

by Oliver Johnson December 2, 2003

ya mum

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003

ya mum

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

by anonymous4353785 March 6, 2009

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

Ya mum

Used after a question, generally as a joke or an "insult"

Ya mum.

by lily_wrote_this December 20, 2010

ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

ya mum

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE

by makingbabieswithmynan May 8, 2017