Ya Mum 

Most notable call of the Pikes, after a NORMAL person has offended them in some way by mentioning their dad or their house. Usually followed by GorgeBred or GUMSY!!!

"YA MUM, talk about youir house again i'll rob them boots of ya feet,GUMSY"

Ya Mum by Oliver Johnson December 2, 2003

ya mum 

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

ya mum by Ya mum July 12, 2003

ya mum 

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

ya mum by anonymous4353785 March 6, 2009

ya mum 

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

ya mum by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

Ya mum 

Used after a question, generally as a joke or an "insult"

Ya mum.

Ya mum by lily_wrote_this December 20, 2010

ya mum 

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

ya mum by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

ya mum 

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE

ya mum by makingbabieswithmynan May 8, 2017