Xbox

(noun)A magical being that without most 13 year old kids rooms would be covered in "milk"
I masterbated after my XBOX was taken away until my balls shrinked to the size of a pebble.
by A Happy Turtle January 20, 2011
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A gaming console owned by Microsfoft. It is in competition with the Playstation consoles, but really there would be no competition at all if Sony didn't try copying everything they possibly could. One of the most awesome things about the Xbox (and Xbox 360) is that you can't play any Final Fantasy games on it.
"Hey I'm getting a mate over to play Play Station tomorrow. Do you want to come."
"Nah, I have twenty people coming over to play Xbox tomorrow."
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by Shadow XX March 09, 2019
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A console also refered to as the beginners console for people who aren't good at any games but think Halo & PUBG is still a "GOOD" game. Unlike Playstation, Xbox is for little broke ass nigga's who think they are god at every game until they play Playstation or PC against actual players.
Person 1 : Xbox is the God console and we have the best exclusives which are Halo and PUBG. Beat that Playstation!

Person 2 : Shut your broke ass up, Get a Playstation and join the real gamers you pleb. Halo and PUBG are dead you just sad you can't play Fortnite cause you got no friends on Xbox.

Person 1 : Shut up, It's not my fault I ain't good at any game
by TheRandomBlackGuy101 August 06, 2018
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Beta console usually used by virgins and poor people whigh is ironic because they have to but batteries every ten minutes
by Rio32LUFC March 03, 2019
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A girl whos been played more by more men then on the internet.
My ex girl friend or as i call her the xbox got bang alot.
by big nigg heff May 30, 2009
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Xbox is the best console + L Ps
by ps4 g*y February 09, 2022
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