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Wonder Whore

When a person is playing Civilization 5, or any other empire building game, constantly builds and hogs the best buildings (wonders) that can only be built by one player. Usually is a multiplayer game.
Civ 5 Game: "The Hanging Gardens and the Colossus have been built by bonertron3000."

xxCivGod69xx: " 2 wonders in one turn! You're such a wonder whore!"
by Eldiablo474747 October 31, 2012
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wonder mifflin

noun. The curious, hard-to-define person at the office. Related to the act of naming all the people you work with to match people from NBC's "The Office." There are Jims, Angelas, Stanleys, Dwights, etc. And then .... you get to one you can't place -- that's the wonder mifflin.
Frank's a hard one. He collects knives so I want to go Dwight, but he's also really nice and has a good record collection. Total wonder mifflin.
by jberkj January 18, 2011
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tony wonder

A character from the popular show Arrested Development, Tony Wonder is a magician with a pink, 'W' shaped beard. For years, he was the rival of George Oscar Bluth, a man who he later had hot sex with whilst wearing a latex mask of George's face while George wore a mask modeled after Tony's face. Tony is currently living with his girlfriend Sarah Sitwell.
Michael: Yo G.O.B., why'd you penetrate Tony Wonder?
G.O.B.: I though it was myself dawg! He was wearing this trippy latex mask of my face, my guy!
by juicymiggler June 11, 2018
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the eighth wonder

Extra clever.
Earthbound spirit.
Ghost in the form, of a mongoose.
And I have hands.
And I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
Thou wilt never, know what I am.
I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom.
And if you see me, you're paralyzed.
Pillar of salt, you're mummified.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
And I was born, 1852.
And I was born, in India.
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane.
With such weird noise, and clanking chains.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
I stay banished to underground.
Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell.
And I have hands, and I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
Eighth wonder of the world.
You'll never get to see.
What in the name of God can I be?
Mari: I FUCKING LOVE LISTENING TO THE EIGHTH WONDER
Jakob: same
by that idiot in the corner July 28, 2021
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I Wonder Why

To wonder why something happens to you and not Lucas or Lucas is given something that you didn't get.
1) Charles: "They follow Lucas everywhere."
Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."

2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."

3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."

lucas
by Anonymous210 June 5, 2011
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Juicy Wonder Dick

n: the erect state of woman's (now man) penis.

origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a sex change, her vagina becomes mangled and turns into an origami penis. The only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with "her" pussy juices
When Jason took Lashonda home after dinner for a night of passion, he was shocked when he pulled her moist panties off to be staring down the barrel of her Juicy Wonder Dick
by GoobleGobble1ofus May 22, 2015
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one-eyed wonder worm

affectionate nick-name for the penis.
Hey baby! You wanna see my one-eyed wonder worm?
by Bill B. July 4, 2005
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