How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

The other example was wrong so I fixed it.

" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

by sgt.failure July 28, 2021

Wordchucking

To toss words and/or phrases from your mouth like Chinese throwing stars.

My boss was wordchucking so bad the other day, I was afraid I might lose an eye. I hid under my desk until the whole thing passed.

by Dog Warden October 17, 2008

Woodchunk

The younger version of woody the alcoholic pothead

Hey woodchunk, wanna spark up a blunt

by Lil woodchunk February 12, 2019

Woodcuck

A bastardized relative of the ever noble woodchuck who endeavors to chuck, but chuck after chuck, only cucks.

How much wood could a Woodcuck chuck if a Woodcuck could chuck, not cuck?

by Skurnks July 31, 2020