When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.
"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"
"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"
"ok don't worry cha feel brah"
"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"
"ok don't worry cha feel brah"
by Lumpy Wonkas March 25, 2015
A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.
by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013
When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.
by Willy Wonka-Konobi August 14, 2017
by Bottombassbeatz May 27, 2019
The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
by Teaveem October 29, 2018
Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
by Spookie Clowncake May 08, 2019
When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"
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by Briano R February 22, 2017