When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.
"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"
"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"
"ok don't worry cha feel brah"
"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"
"ok don't worry cha feel brah"
by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015
Get the Lumpy Wonkamug. When you dress up like Willy Wonka and start hitting from the back with a midget and you stand up with them still mounted on your dick and then you spin them around I’m a circular motion like the blades of a windmill, the midget can be male or female but dressing them up like an Oompa Loompa is not optional
“Hey bro how’d your date go last night?”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”
“It was great man, she’s a midget so I gave her a wonka windmill”
by J-dub August 1, 2020
Get the Wonka Windmillmug. by Ran(dum)words4u September 18, 2019
Get the Wonka boymug. A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.
by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013
Get the wonka fartmug. The definition of Willy Wonka is “Wyatt”.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
Wyatt is the definition of Willy Wonka.
It is an endless cycle of going back and forth between the two. The both of them define each other and there is no other sole definition for Willie Wonka except for “Wyatt” and vice a versa.
by Teaveem October 28, 2018
Get the Willy Wonkamug. When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.
I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"
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by Briano R February 21, 2017
Get the The Willy Wonkamug. Jim: Hey Dave, why'd you leave the party so early last night?
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
Dave: I went with this girl I met and did some Willy Wonkaing to her.
Jim: ...Shit. You're a sick fuck. Don't talk to me again.
by Spookie Clowncake May 8, 2019
Get the Willy Wonkaingmug.